RICHMAN vs. OLD AGE

Somewhere in the city, an unsuspecting grandma crosses the street. "What a beautiful day." 
"Move it you crazy old hag!!"

Mere  blocks away... VROOOM BEIGEHOUND


"What a beautiful day for a drive! Thank goodness I'm such a good driver I don't even have 
to look at the road!"

"Oh my word! That old woman is going to get hit by that bus!" "Sweet beauty is everywhere!"


"STOP IN THE NAME OF MONEY!"


"WHAT IN THE HELL-FILLED SKIES?!?" SWEERVE


SCREECH


"You saved me!" "T'was merely small change madam."


"Huah? What did you say?"


"I said in the future you should be more careful when you cross the road, madam!" "WHAT'S 
THAT? SPEAK UP SONNY!"

"Hmm, it appears this madam is hard of hearing." "WHA?"


"I'LL SAVE YOU!" "What shampoo?"


Two hours later at a state-of-the-art medical facility...


"How are you feeling madam?"


"I CAN HEAR AS NEVER BEFORE! AND I LOOK TWENTY! What happened to me??"


"2 million dollars worth of advanced youth restoration & plastic surgery."


"How can I ever repay you?!" "You don't owe me anything madam!"


"You just owe the surgeons two million dollars."


"What?"


"Don't worry, you can pay us in easy installments of five thousand dollars a month for the rest of 
your life." 97% Interstate Approved* *Rates may change whenver 

"But I'm 92 years old and I live off welfare!"


"WELFARE!? IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO BLEED THIS COUNTRY DRY!"


"Take her away boys!" "Sorry ma'am, you're under arrest."


"Thanks Richman! People shouldn't pay for what they can't afford."



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