RICHMAN vs. VIOLENT STUPIDITY

At a public park, reclining tycoon Pubis Richly enjoys the day off. "What a glorious day to take a dog 
for a poop."

"Don't worry Billfold, I'll dispose of your waste economically." Scoop Scoop Scoop

"Now to return to my problem-free weekend, (afforded to me by years of careful time and 

fortune management)."

"Yo, where my bros at?" Step Tap

"Pardon me, my benevolent fellow, but I believe you're standing on my picnic area. Could I 

politely ask you to relocate a few feet away?"

"WHY YOU STEPPIN' ME, BRO-FOE!? CHILLAX BACK-A-STEP!" SHOVE!

"I'm- I'm sorry sir I-" "GOTTA HAVE BRO-SPECT, HATER!!" 

"Sir, could I possibly persuade you to leave me alone, with this?" (Crispy Bills) 

"Hmm."

Poke! "NAW!" "Oooooooo"

"THIS IS A PUBLIC PARK, YO! I GOT MY RIGHTS TO STAND WHERE I STAND, BRO!" 

"I see you are not persuaded by the bills. Clearly, you desire something more..." 

"Bedazzling..." Creeak

"That's right, it's the Faberge Egg of Archduke Ferdinand..." 

Legend tells that the egg was stolen in 1914 by Royal Soldiers, who hid it in a mysterious location 

for many years... (Old McDonald's Farm) "M'yes!"

But legend also tells that any who posses this egg will have the power to build empires, and 

destroy those who stand in their way. "Let those who oppose mah empirah eat mah burgers! 

MAWUAHAH!" (Mom n' Pops) Old Mc D.

"The egg finally turned up yesterday when I won it during a high stakes gambling match of Rock, Paper, 

Scissors with the Pope. I'll now gift it to you on the simple condition that you use its immeasurable 

power away from my designated picnic area.

SUCK-SUP-SLURP 

SPIT 

"THAT AIN'T TASTE LIKE NO EGG! THAT'S WHACK, YO!" SMASH

KICK

"Perplexing! It would appear this man is so violently stupid, he can't even understand the concept 

of value... but if he can't understand the concept of value then... (GASP)"

"This looks like a job for..." DIVE

Rustle Rustle Change Zip

RICHMAN

Rich-drill WRRR

Laser-circuits, Wires, Construct, Build

Weld on the microchips, build, build

(FLIP) "My valuable work here is done."

toss, chuck, tie

CROWN

"So, as we were discussing-"

PUNCH

ZAP

BBEEEZZZZZZ

"Now you can enjoy your day while I enjoy mine, thanks to my new "1,000 Volt Bro-B-Gone 

Electro Fence Hat!" 

"Yes, today, Richman has taught us all an important lesson: if money fortune, and power can't fix 

other people's problems... Spend it on yourself."

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