CREEPY TIMES HELL HOUSE: A RICHMAN HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

One dark and spooky Halloween, 3 youngsters trick-or-treat... "What a night!" "Candy galore!"

"Where should we go next?"

"Not so fast children of the damned! Where is your chaperone?" "RICHMAN!" 

"I suppose I can guide you to a secure and profitable Halloween!" 

"First to find a suitable house for trick-or-treating." "Yay!" "Candy!" "We're gonna' be rich!"

"THERE'S ONE!" DEATH KEEP OUT NO CHILDREN

"I don't know that looks pretty scary!" 

"Nonsense! A gated home is a sign of wealth and safety!" KEEP OUT 

SCREEEEEDOOOONG 

CREEEEEK 

"Hello? We would like to buy some candy." 

"BLARG"

 "AHHHHHHH"

paper toilet tubes hastily glued together!"

"AH HA" INDEED! This skeleton is nothing more than used 

"Fist come the tricks, then the treats, then the money..." SHUFFLE SCOOT SCOOT SKIP SKIP 

"THEN YOUR BRAINS WILL BE FOOD FOR THE DEAD!!" "AHHHHH!" "I pee pee!"

"Ha! This faberge ghoul is merely a homemade animatronic sock puppet!" 

"Moving onward..." DEAD END HORROR AWAITS YOU GO BACK 

"Mr. Richman, I'm scared." 

"Do not fear hot dog child. There is nothing to fear but being poor." 

"And what's more: this "blood" is just salty dollar-brand ketchup water! I'd like to meet the owner of this discount charade!"

CREEEK 

"That's me! Granola Greengrass! You've survived my sustainable haunted house! Everything here

was built from recycled materials! HAPPY HALLOWEEN

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" FEAR BAD PAIN DARKNESS TERROR FRIGHT

 "Here you go kids! A gluten-free flavor square for each of you!" "Yay!" "We made it!" "We're 

alive!"

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!"

"And remember, peace and love are the tastiest treats!" 

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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