CREEPY TIMES HELL HOUSE: A RICHMAN HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

One dark and spooky Halloween, 3 youngsters trick-or-treat... "What a night!" "Candy galore!"
"Where should we go next?"

"Not so fast children of the damned! Where is your chaperone?" "RICHMAN!" 

"I suppose I can guide you to a secure and profitable Halloween!" 

"First to find a suitable house for trick-or-treating." "Yay!" "Candy!" "We're gonna' be rich!"
"THERE'S ONE!" DEATH KEEP OUT NO CHILDREN


"I don't know that looks pretty scary!" 

"Nonsense! A gated home is a sign of wealth and safety!" KEEP OUT 

SCREEEEEDOOOONG 
CREEEEEK 
"Hello? We would like to buy some candy." 


"BLARG"


 "AHHHHHHH"

paper toilet tubes hastily glued together!"

"AH HA" INDEED! This skeleton is nothing more than used 
"Fist come the tricks, then the treats, then the money..." SHUFFLE SCOOT SCOOT SKIP SKIP 


"THEN YOUR BRAINS WILL BE FOOD FOR THE DEAD!!" "AHHHHH!" "I pee pee!"


"Ha! This faberge ghoul is merely a homemade animatronic sock puppet!" 


"Moving onward..." DEAD END HORROR AWAITS YOU GO BACK 


"Mr. Richman, I'm scared." 


"Do not fear hot dog child. There is nothing to fear but being poor." 


"And what's more: this "blood" is just salty dollar-brand ketchup water! I'd like to meet the owner of this discount charade!"

CREEEK 


"That's me! Granola Greengrass! You've survived my sustainable haunted house! Everything here
was built from recycled materials! HAPPY HALLOWEEN

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" FEAR BAD PAIN DARKNESS TERROR FRIGHT


 "Here you go kids! A gluten-free flavor square for each of you!" "Yay!" "We made it!" "We're 
alive!"

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!"


"And remember, peace and love are the tastiest treats!" 



"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


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RICHMAN'S GUIDE TO GETTIN' RICH

Deep in a classroom at University School College... "Hello students. Today, the world's
richest superhero has agreed to a guest lecture about the secret to economic success. Economics
101. Business. Justice. Truth. Worth.
"Yeees!" "Bravo!" "Hooray!" "I love you RICHMAN!" "EEE!" "Sweet."


"Students, your applause fills my pockets with joy. Unfortunately, I can't put joy in a hedge fund  
and triple my investments during economic recession. No, I'm afraid if you want to buy happiness, 
then you're going to have to learn how to get rich, QUICK." Money/Time+Wealth=Value





"TO THE RICH-JECTOR"
"TAKE THAT!" SHOOP "AND THIS!" BOOP Play. Rec. "...AND just a liiittle more butter..."
SHPLOOP PFFFT Butter. Popcorn.
RICHMAN PRESENTS "RICHMAN'S GUIDE TO GETTIN' RICH" A RichMan Production
RICH-JECTOR 4000 Munch. Munch.

STEP 1.


WORK HARD
"My goodness, this is tough!" COLORING BOOK

STEP 2.


SAVE SAVE SAVE
STUFF STUFF
"GET in there you SON OF A BILL"

STEP 3.

MAKE A TO DO LIST
1. Eat gold pear. Check. 2. have servants polish trophies. Check. 3. BUY stuff. Check.

STEP 4.


SHOOT FOR THE MOON
NASA Houston we have a problem. SOLD. VISAP REALTY

STEP 5.


TAKE ACTION 
MHHFFF FLOOP SPLOOP

STEP 6.


WORK WELL WITH OTHERS
FASTER! WHIPISH


STEP 7.

MOST IMPORTANTLY: BE BORN RICH


THE END Filmed in 3D IMAX, underwater, in a submarine, by James Cameron.

"Well I hope you've all learned something today."


"Mainly, that for most of you it's too late. Good luck in your next life!"


"Nickels all around!" FLING FLING


PING


PONG

AVAILABLE NOW! THE COMPLETE RICH GUIDE Audio Compact Disc,
Digitial Video Disc, Video Home System Tape, Pamphlet

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