After hours, at a prestigious art gallery...
"We must steal this painting quickly, Biffs!"Melted Mound #2
"Hey Sal, why is this art stuff worth so much dough anyway?" Jar of Air
"Because it's "HIGH ART," Biffs."
"What's "High Art," Sal? Poop on Brown
"Well first, you have to get high, Biffs." CHINK
"Okay, thanks Sal."
"I'mmm sooooo hiiiighhhh."
"See Biffs? That's why it's so expensive!" "I can't afford it, Sal." "Exactly."
CRASH "AHHH!" "WHOOAH" SMASH Rich Dozer RIP SHRED
"STOP THIS CULTURALLY DESTRUCTIVE LOOTING AT ONCE, YOU HIGH-
MINDED THIEVES!" CRACK SMASH
"It's Richman, Biffs! We're gonna be rich! He always pays top dollar to stop crime!"
"Biffs?" "Dis is some post-modern sheesheebah."
"So you've heard of my crime stopping tactics have you?"
"Yes! YES!" We're ready to be stopped Mr. Richman!" "Watch out Salsy, he's made of SHAPES!"
"Hm, tell you what, I will pay you each 50 dollars, plus gas money, if you unhand that painting."
"50 bucks!?!?? But this is a Jackson Pollock! It just auctioned for 58 million dollars!" "Oooo"
"58 MILLION DOLLARS!? WHAT IN THE NAME OF CRIMINAL EXPENSE?!"
"THIS CHILD'S ADORABLE FAILURE TO USE HOUSE PAINT CORRECTLY SHOULD
FETCH NO MORE THAN 10 DOLLARS AT THE FLEA MARKET!"
"But as a generous patron of the arts, I shall pay you each 50 dollars, plus gas money." Cha-ching
swoop swoop Cha-ching CHA-DING SWOOP GAS COUPON Yeah chug glug vroom go GAS
OIL
"Now scram from these hallowed walls!" "Yow!" "Whoa!" Kick Museum of High Art
"AND REMEMBER..." CRASH Museum of High Art
